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John's avatar

Heard joke once:

Moldovan goes to doctor. Says he's broke. Says Night Owls seems like it’s going nowhere. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. The Jews pay influencers. Give them a call. They should fund the pod.' Moldovan bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor... I am Jewish’

lilchuddy's avatar

"Fix my fucking phone nigga"

Will's avatar

Anyone else notice the shift in the racial pandering from fake, gay utopian slop to just a naked admission they are a source of decline in western civilization?

Felt like peak 2020 woke pandering was like “if we elevated more browns we’d have countless Wakandas with music and food and everyone will be gay and happy.”

Now its like “yeah we accept EBT at this corner store that is a classic reflection of a terrible neighborhood full of non white crime and corruption. We are total malignant leeches now watch me gyrate to this awful brown music.”

Also when we win, we are Clockwork Oranging every black person in America to be forced to confront their utter lack of any accomplishments. No special songs, no fake history, nothjng.

lilchuddy's avatar

The phase where leftists earnestly insist they are going to equalize by raising everyone up is a very short, larval stage that quickly gives way to them admitting they will equalize by crushing everyone down, and you deserve it because they despise you for all the exact same reasons Nazis hated Jews

NeilMcCauley's avatar

What? Bro. Have you seen the pyramids?

Will's avatar

I got the call from Yakub. Stop digging.

NeilMcCauley's avatar

When we win, they will be able to shiftlessly shuffle around in very tiny, designated mill-about-zones

Mikiri Counter's avatar

Good morning to all in the owl’s nest 🦉

Olivia's avatar

I was never molested.

lilchuddy's avatar

Well you can just call me "Tio"

John's avatar

The Sarah Stock - Hunter Schafer brouhaha was a bad example

But IMO, dating at work is neo trad. My parents and a ton of other happy marriages met at work. Work became a TFR suppressor later in 20th century - you only have the “four hour life” and many women you’re attracted to and spend the most time with are off-limits bc HR will imply you’re a r4pist

In addition to ending affirmative action / DEI - if Trump would ease workplace harassment laws, more young White couples with financial ability to start families will form

Then we can conquer the stars, take back Constantinople, and rediscover Atlantis

lilchuddy's avatar

I got told "don't dip your pen in company ink" while working as a server at a restaurant and I was like this is a restaurant, banging coworkers is basically half of the total compensation and the benefits package

wet slap's avatar

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The Scaramucci Thesis's avatar

Do nons really? Do nons REALLY? Do nons REALLY!? Do NONS really?? Do nons *really*!? Do nons really?

RB's avatar

Yoshi spent five minutes trying to verify what documentary another grown man watched and still got it so confidently wrong. NV watched the newer Netflix one.

Gort's avatar

Nick blocked me for correcting him about Puerto Ricans you have to feed him to Moldovan

Nick's avatar

“a lot of the country don’t have any interactions with puerto ricans or dominicans”

“actually thats not true because of this anecdote about puerto ricans in the part of the country where they are heavily concentrated”

fuck you

Gort's avatar

Well I think elephants are gay

Hit_the_bid's avatar

Legalized gambling kinda put the final death nail into pro sports. It's now not only about "social justice" issues but what +350 parlay you should put in to lose money faster. The broadcast, which was already going downhill, is now about shilling gambling instead of kinda covering the game. Like how microtransactions hallowed out video games.

Mark McPherson's avatar

Current Moldovan Citizen knows more about Srpska than Japan.

G.A.R. Gar's avatar

“Night Owls with just international politics” is pretty much Night Owls with just Moldovan and you can make your judgements from there

Wired West's avatar

Cackling as I imagine Moldovan stonefaced listening to Luke Bryan’s hit song “Country Girl (shake it for me)” in his NYC apartment.

SentryQuail's avatar

Parter with fellow Night Owl Obese Goth and upload his content onto this Substack. Charge $10bucks! Speaking for myself but I'd gladly pay that.

Regardless great work guys! it's therapeutic almost hearing open discussion on these matters that isn't gay normie political slop.

......'s avatar

imagine bullying rhodie until the tears well up in his eyes and run down his flushed cheekbones before you embrace him with a consoling kiss

Connor's avatar

Free my nigga Jeremy Soule #FreeJeremy